Including the Robsten scandal, click here to check out our list of ten 2012 events that should be made into 2013 Lifetime movies!
Despite what you may hear about Suri Cruise attending school, don’t worry about how it will affect her. Her routine may now be monotonous, but her spirit remains unbroken. Just because she attends classes with other children and just because she’s now forced to “listen” to an adult, she’s still Suri Cruise. She’s still #2 on the Forbes list of “Celebrity Children Most Likely To Land A Magazine Cover For Simply Being.” (Blue Ivy is number 1 and the alleged fetus inside Miley Cyrus is number 3.)
If you’ve found this letter, then you already know. You’re a famous celebrity child who emerged from a scientology marriage built on questionable stories, urban legends and Maury-Povich-levels of paternity allegations.
Read the rest of the open letter to Suri Cruise on the first day she googles herself right here.
If you like this, you’ll love the rest of the TomKat Divorce Spectacular ecard collection we have!
Everyone knows about the Tom Cruise and David Beckham hook-up rumors going around…right? No. Okay, you should probably click here so you’re up to speed.
In honor of Tom Cruise‘s birthday today, we’re asking you to think back, if you will, to a moment deep in our shared American past. To a moment preserved in time — unsullied by couch-jumping, untouched by Scientology. A moment when Tom Cruise was still considered a heartthrob. Now calm down for a second, because that time existed! And believe it or not, it wasn’t even that long ago. For a while, Tom was as as universally adored as people like George Clooney and Brad Pitt.
Read the rest of the reasons we guess Tom Cruise used to be a heartthrob right here.
Suri Cruise’s likely reaction to hearing her parents are getting a divorce. Read our reaction right here.
