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Miley has a new set of priorities. 

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Would you like context for this photo? Are you prepared for context? Are you sure? It involves sex and literal dollar signs. Okay? Here it is. 

“Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding, and she was eagerly swallowing it swallowing it swallowing it with the saddle’s own lips and maw — all this without a word.”

…Seriously, this (and seven other nominees) was voted a worse sex scene than Fifty Shades of Grey?