Yes, the publicity stunt marches on triumphantly as the media prepares to cover this premiere from every single possible angle.
Never before in the history of journalism have we been so excited to overanalyze every photo and every quote that comes from a premiere. No gesture’s too small and no quote’s too vague when it comes to creating headlines.
Now I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I’m 99.3% confident that you’ll see the following headlines tomorrow. Mostly because we’ve already pre-written all these stories.
Read all the headlines right here!