Yes, regardless of what you may have read on the interweb or heard from your friend of a second cousin who knows an intern who once worked on a movie with someone who waited in line behind Kristen Stewart at a Hollywood Chipotle, Kristen Stewart is doing okay. Maybe even alright. Or dare I say it, good.
In an interview with MTV at the Toronto International Film Festival, Kristen opened up about her upcoming projects and what she’s planning next.
Yes, the publicity stunt marches on triumphantly as the media prepares to cover this premiere from every single possible angle.
Never before in the history of journalism have we been so excited to overanalyze every photo and every quote that comes from a premiere. No gesture’s too small and no quote’s too vague when it comes to creating headlines.
Now I don’t want to get ahead of myself, but I’m 99.3% confident that you’ll see the following headlines tomorrow. Mostly because we’ve already pre-written all these stories.
Good for her to fuck with Hollywood one last time by pulling off one of the elaborate publicity stunts I’ve ever witnessed. Think of this entire scandal as a giant middle finger. As a way of telling Hollywood she’ll narrate her own story. She’ll dictate the headlines and she’ll write the script. You can follow her around all you want, but at the end of the day she holds all the power in this stunt. She’s the person who can keep it going or let it fall apart — and I think that’s an incredibly bold way to quit a job.
Read more about K.Stew giving Hollywood the finger in her latest interview here.
No one wants to cast the emotionally unstable slut that America hates and Kristen Stewart’s working her hardest to make that statement a reality. Between her inability to stop crying, her tearful phone calls to Rob and her lack of interest in promoting her current project, it’s getting all too obvious that she’s no longer trying to salvage her career. This entire affair was created to help end it.
Read the entire conspiracy theory here
Regarding Kristen Stewart’s experimental sex scenes in On the Road, a conservative group asked, “How will parents who took their daughters to the Twilight movies explain this?” The thing is, she doesn’t owe anything to the fans, least of all to be sexually neutered in every post-Twilight movie.