Just because Joe Jonas is famous and just because he guest-starred on Married to Jonas does not mean that he can walk around with impossibly high standards for a girlfriend. But he does anyways because he’s Joe Jonas and he thinks being the brother of the guy who dated Miley Cyrus means he can say whatever he wants.
Read all about his standard(s!?) here
Joe Jonas is VERY SURE that the new Taylor Swift song isn’t about him. He’s cute, so we’ll buy it.