NO BARNEY DON’T SAY THAT
We didn’t learn anything new about The Mother on this week’s How I Met Your Mother… but even if there had been any new clues, we wouldn’t have been able to pay attention! Not with shirtless Joe Manganiello, Paddles the duckling, and Swarkles feels distracting us.
Who needs the new Les Miserables when you can have Jason Segel and Neil Patrick Harris singing “Confrontation”?
In 8x04 “Who Wants To Be A Godparent?”, Ted, Robin, and Barney have to envision how they would raise Marvin if Lily and Marshall died. Except… none of the futures they envision actually happen. So how can we take this episode seriously?
The writers really need to stop stalling and give us more hints on The Mother slash decide if season 9 is happening.
Also: Showing us Ted’s kids was a huge cop-out this episode. Grr so many issues.
OH SHIT IT’S THE MOTHER
Last night’s How I Met Your Mothertold us so much in the last twenty seconds—let’s analyze everything we know about Ted’s future wife now!