How Taylor Swift probably reacted to the email I got that advised me to jump in front of a bus for insulting her.
On his hordes of fans:
“The Cumberbitches thing will go away. Sherlock will go away. But he will be astonishing on the level of [Laurence] Olivier and Maggie Smith. We’ll be enjoying his talents for a long time.”
Our favorite quote from The Daily Beast’s profile of Cumberbitches. Do you agree?
THE (LOVE) TRAIN IS NOW MOVING (..TOOT TOOOOT!!!)
Hi all (of my potential new girlfriends),
Well, here I am. (Right here. I’m right here, ladies! Come and get it!) Silent for the next few months (in bed), no singing (in bed) for probably six, but all signs point to this being the last step in getting to perform again (in bed). (I am talking about sex here if you haven’t picked up on my subtleties. I wear old-timey prospector hats. I’m a subtle guy.) Back to notebooks and iPad to communicate for the time being. (I write in a notebook, aren’t I such an artist? I will make love to you and then journal about it like a teenager.) Zen living at its finest… (Oops, did I mention the Z-word? I’m so spiritual.)
We decode John Mayer’s letter to his fans. Not surprisingly, it’s all about sex.
It’s official: Sam Claflin has been cast as Finnick Odair in Catching Fire! Personally, we’re a little bummed, but nowhere near as angry as a lot of Hunger Games fans. How do you feel?!