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My response to all the Random House employees who just got a $5000 bonus due to Fifty Shades of Grey doing so well.
In great news for future awkward mother-daughter convos everywhere, a lot Of moms named their daughters after Anastasia Steele this year.
“Now his big generative jockey was inside her pelvic saddle, riding, riding, riding, and she was eagerly swallowing it swallowing it swallowing it with the saddle’s own lips and maw — all this without a word.”
…Seriously, this (and seven other nominees) was voted a worse sex scene than Fifty Shades of Grey?
