So, this does not seem suspicious at all. Just one day after a very believable tabloid story came out that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson have kinky, heterosexual sex not one, not three, but up to seven totally awesome times a day, a deleted ”sex scene” from Twilight has been released to the general public. How serendipitous!
Yesterday, Kristen Stewart left her lair of infidelity and lies to grace us with her presence. While many Robsten fans assumed she’d run off with Rob to Mexico to get married and many Libsten (Liberty Ross/Kristen) fans thought they’d retreated to a lesbian love den in Canada, she evidently spent her entire media hibernation hiding in Rob’s closet.
Think of Cosmopolis as a test run for Breaking Dawn: Part Two — of all the possibilites that can happen when you manipulate fans into believing that their favorite star-crossed lovers are drunk-dialing themselves into despair.
After all Rob, did finish his interview, his FIRST interview post-crisis, by asking Twilight fans to go see his movie Cosmopolis. Seriously, when asked if he’d like to give a message to all his loyal Twilight fans who stayed up past their bedtime to watch a political show, he said ‘If any Twilight fans are tuning in, I genuinely want to make Cosmopolis have a higher opening weekend than The Dark Knight.”
While that quote may come across as tacky to the average viewer, or even funny to a hardcore R.Patz fan, I just thought it screamed PUBLICITY STUNT. Especially since I’ve hypothesized before (on this very site) that this whole scandal went down as a way to get people to go see Cosmopolis, On the Roadand obviously Breaking Dawn: Part 2.
And right now we’re reaching the point of the plot where they’re building suspense, an anything-can-happen atmosphere where the audience is left holding their breath and praying for Kristen Stewart’s redemption and Robert Pattinson’s forgiveness. We’re left hoping they can make it through this storm, because true love always prevails. In real life and in the movies. Especially movies about vampire love likeBreaking Dawn: Part 2. (Coming out this November! Did you know that???)