Just because it’s a new season of Real Housewives Of New Jersey, doesn’t mean we don’t get the same old Teresa Giudice.

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Only a disgusting Neanderthal like Joe Giudice could make me feel genuinely sorry for this.

Can we all give Real Housewives of New Jersey a round of applause. They managed to pull off a surprisingly touching gay episode. In related news, Joe Giudice still sucks. 

For all the Real Housewives of New Jersey fans who don’t get local NJ TV commercials like this one, Teresa’s tanning secret is Sizzle Tans, apparently. Looks like she needs to make a quick buck to pay off all those debt collectors who are threatening to take away all her leopard print clothing.

[via The Gloss]