There’s that moment where you come off the stage for the first time and you’re sitting alone backstage in your thong, sweating, basically coming out of a trance, thinking, ‘What did I just do?’ It’s like waking up out of a blackout covered in blood. You’re like, ‘What just happened? Can I go to jail for this?’
Did anyone else know how hilarious Joe Manganiello was before Magic Mike? So many great quotes.
Lil Wayne is getting out of prison, and his buddies have said they’re celebrating by hiring a bunch of strippers. The best part of that is that they said it was going to be an “elegant evening” which caused us to raise our eyebrows skeptically, because that is how our Grandmother describes, say, the Rita Hayworth Gala, an event at which there are often only five or six strippers. Which is not to say that the right strippers can’t be elegant, or elegantly awesome. Click through for 10 of The Gloss’ favorites.

Lil Wayne is getting out of prison, and his buddies have said they’re celebrating by hiring a bunch of strippers. The best part of that is that they said it was going to be an “elegant evening” which caused us to raise our eyebrows skeptically, because that is how our Grandmother describes, say, the Rita Hayworth Gala, an event at which there are often only five or six strippers. Which is not to say that the right strippers can’t be elegant, or elegantly awesome. Click through for 10 of The Gloss’ favorites.