Selena Gomez’s New Teaser Reminds Me That Mother Nature Is Super Sexy

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Bid Goodbye To Hermione Granger, Because Emma Watson Is Bringing On The Sexy

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When He Doesn’t Look Like A Mustachioed Hermione, Emma Watson’s Brother Alex Is Pretty Foxy

Kristen Stewart Voted Least Sexy Actress Alive, Likely By Men Who Rarely Have Sex

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Can you honestly tell me what really is going on in the Vampire Diaries right now????

10 Amazing Darren Criss Videos In Honor Of His 26th Birthday

In exciting news for our already oversexualized teenagers, there’s a Fifty Shades of Grey Jr. book floating around out there called Beautiful Disaster. Something that instantly brings Kelly Clarkson’s lyrics to mind as well as the image of a beautiful girl waking up on the bathroom floor after a long night of throwing up jager bombs. Obviously, every studio wants to make this into a movie and apparently Warner Bros. and CBS Films are in a bidding war over rights to it as we speak.

Read more about our new favorite NSFW novel right here. 

Do you want Tom Hiddleston to be People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2012? OF COURSE YOU DO. Find out how you can make this happen here.

“Well hello 15-35 year old girl, I’ve been looking for that one thing….and I think you got it.”