Turns out that the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive must not only duel the 2012 Sexiest Man Dead (rumored to be President Andrew Jackson) in a Pay-Per-View fight, but he’s also  legally obligated to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey.

From: If Channing Tatum Gets Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, He’s Legally Obligated To Play Christian Grey