NO BARNEY DON’T SAY THAT
We didn’t learn anything new about The Mother on this week’s How I Met Your Mother… but even if there had been any new clues, we wouldn’t have been able to pay attention! Not with shirtless Joe Manganiello, Paddles the duckling, and Swarkles feels distracting us.

NO BARNEY DON’T SAY THAT

We didn’t learn anything new about The Mother on this week’s How I Met Your Mother… but even if there had been any new clues, we wouldn’t have been able to pay attention! Not with shirtless Joe Manganiello, Paddles the duckling, and Swarkles feels distracting us.

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SWARKLES AHHH ALL THE FEELS

Oh, and Ted was totally off in predicting when he would actually meet The Mother. And Joe Manganiello is back. All this and more in our recap of 8x07 “The Stamp Tramp”!


Victoria totally could’ve been The Mother on How I Met Your Mother. She looks a ton like Ted‘s kids, not to mention that they had such a cute meeting story. In fact, because they keep running into each other over the course of six years, it would make sense that Future Ted wouldn’t tell the kids in season 1 “That’s how I met your mother,” because he didn’t know back then that Victoria was The One. It would’ve been a great twist for him to finally reveal that the person we’ve most been waiting to meet on this show is someone who was there all along.


Countdown To The Mother 8x05 Recap: It’s Victoria’s Own Damn Fault She’s Not The Mother

Victoria totally could’ve been The Mother on How I Met Your Mother. She looks a ton like Ted‘s kids, not to mention that they had such a cute meeting story. In fact, because they keep running into each other over the course of six years, it would make sense that Future Ted wouldn’t tell the kids in season 1 “That’s how I met your mother,” because he didn’t know back then that Victoria was The One. It would’ve been a great twist for him to finally reveal that the person we’ve most been waiting to meet on this show is someone who was there all along.

In 8x04 “Who Wants To Be A Godparent?”, Ted, Robin, and Barney have to envision how they would raise Marvin if Lily and Marshall died. Except… none of the futures they envision actually happen. So how can we take this episode seriously?
The writers really need to stop stalling and give us more hints on The Mother slash decide if season 9 is happening.
Also: Showing us Ted’s kids was a huge cop-out this episode. Grr so many issues.

In 8x04 “Who Wants To Be A Godparent?”, Ted, Robin, and Barney have to envision how they would raise Marvin if Lily and Marshall died. Except… none of the futures they envision actually happen. So how can we take this episode seriously?

The writers really need to stop stalling and give us more hints on The Mother slash decide if season 9 is happening.

Also: Showing us Ted’s kids was a huge cop-out this episode. Grr so many issues.

It’s cool to start with everybody coupled up, but it’s like a horror movie. We know all these people camping at Camp Crystal Lake are going to be killed by Jason in a hockey mask.
You know, comparing romantic entanglements on a sitcom to the dramatic irony in horror movies… kinda works. Here’s how Barney and Robin will eventually get together on HIMYM. (Spoilers, but not really.)
Fan-fiction is the written word equivalent of taking two naked dolls and mashing them together to make what you think sex looks like when you’re 10 years old. And it’s written at that level.
No. No, that’s not right at all. Don’t let Fifty Shades of Grey ruin all erotic fanfiction for you! Here are five fics that don’t suck.