Everyone who’s anyone wants to know all the deets about the alleged bromance blossoming between Leonardo DiCaprio and Rob Pattinson. Did you think I meant to type Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattinson? WRONG. Forget K.Stew for one second and your fantasy that the two are having hot make-up sex as we speak.

Because that’s not happening.  Not when our boy Rob’s busy packing for a trip to a secret party in Puerto Rico with Leonardo DiCaprio. A secret party that may or may not be all made up. Who knows anything anymore!? (Spoiler alert: not me!)

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