Turns out that the 2012 Sexiest Man Alive must not only duel the 2012 Sexiest Man Dead (rumored to be President Andrew Jackson) in a Pay-Per-View fight, but he’s also  legally obligated to play Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey.

If Channing Tatum Gets Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive, He’s Legally Obligated To Play Christian Grey