Rebel Wilson learned her American accent for Pitch Perfect from watching Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. So amazing, but also so depressing.
I realized I’d been so, so wrong about Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. To feel bad for these people for not being more like me would be the height of condescension. They might not have gone to college, but they’re not stupid, and they’re both aware of, and happy with, who they are. Plus, Alana Thompson is a natural born superstar.
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One of these two people went to jail. And we have the mugshot.
But while I expected a disaster, I did not expect the apocalpyse that was this horrific mess of a show. Despite living in NYC and despite seeing the same man poop AND jerk off in the very same telephone booth once, I’m still a lot more sheltered than I thought. Oh and do note that I once spent an incredibly tramautic weekend in Daytona, Florida — where the unofficial city motto is “no sleeves, no shoes, a woman in the back will probably service you.”
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