Stephenie Meyers writes a shitty, sexless teen romance called Twilight.

E.L. James writes a non-vampire, BDSM-heavy Twilight fanfic called Master of the Universe, which she renames Fifty Shades of Grey and makes an obscene profit off of.

Casea Major writes a Fifty Shades of Grey fanfic with equal amounts of BDSM, more submissive women, and brings back all the paranormal stuff. This is called The Darkest Shade, until she renames it Devil’s Brand and publishes it as an original novel.

Read the whole twisted saga here.

WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T EVEN