My response to all the Random House employees who just got a $5000 bonus due to Fifty Shades of Grey doing so well.
Little did he know how close he was to greatness!
Stephenie Meyers writes a shitty, sexless teen romance called Twilight.
E.L. James writes a non-vampire, BDSM-heavy Twilight fanfic called Master of the Universe, which she renames Fifty Shades of Grey and makes an obscene profit off of.
Casea Major writes a Fifty Shades of Grey fanfic with equal amounts of BDSM, more submissive women, and brings back all the paranormal stuff. This is called The Darkest Shade, until she renames it Devil’s Brand and publishes it as an original novel.
WHAT IS THIS I CAN’T EVEN