Drunk Glenn Close.
Glenn Close was life of the party.
Favorite GIF of the night.
Within moments it became clear that this week’s episode would be a parable about getting drunk on the Upper East Side. A lesson for all of us on the dangers of taking a camera crew with you to a bar. So heed this lesson this weekend when a camera crew insists on coming out with you. It’s a bad idea and it won’t end well for you. Especially if you’re Amy Poliakoff and you’re at Dorrian’s Bar.
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How I view Bagel Bites when I’m drunk.
My personal sized pizza.
…just kidding. I would never get something so boring as just pepperoni!
On the .0009% chance Justin Timberlake’s reading this, I need to say this.
JUSTIN, “I’LL GET TIPSY WITH YOU! LET ME GET TIPSY WITH YOU!”
That is all.
