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Bin Laden is Dead, but It’s Not Healthy To Be Happy About His Death!

“Yes, we should be relieved that Osama bin Laden is dead. But should we celebrate his death like it’s our 21st birthday and we’re on a booze cruise with a bunch of our friends? I don’t think so. It’s not appropriate; it’s not healthy, and it’s not necessary. Instead, we should just quietly acknowledge the mostly positive fact that we just won a major battle in a terrible and potentially unwinnable war.” -Christine Estima

newsweek:

OSAMA DEAD; PARTY IN THE USA

I mean, let’s be honest… it’s what we’re all thinking. (The actual news.)

WHY AM I LAUGHING?

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