The Gloss has ranked Cosmo’s list from 1 through 10. Favorites include:

Cohost A V-Day Party For Your Paired Up Friends

And then I think you should form a mob with torches to drive by your single friends’ houses while chanting “die alone, die alone, you are going to die alone.” 10!

and

Play Matchmaker With Your Friends

But, you know, maybe it would be best to apologize to them for the lynch mob V-Day party first. I don’t know. If you feel like it. 5.