In exciting news for the rich fantasy life I lead with Charlize Theron, she turns 37 today. While in “reality” I have no idea how she’s celebrating the big 3-7, I know in my heard we’re grabbing lychee martinis at Hollywood hot spots and reminiscing about our vacay (she loves when I abbrev words) to a secret Mexican village that only celebrities know about. Obviously, everyone’s paying attention to us because we can’t stop laughing (her impressions of Sandra Bullock are priceless!) and because she’s beautiful.
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What matters is Charlize and the fact she’s been forced to bear witness to this atrocity of a flirtation during her days on the set of Snow White and the Huntsman. Was it not enough to get Chris Hemsworth involved, did they have to drag Charlize in too?
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