Angelina Jolie has such a great life. She’s stupidly hot, and whenever she wants something, she gets it. Brad Pitt? Sure. (Sorry Jennifer Aniston!) A new baby? Yes! (Sorry third world mother! It’s for a good cause!) Plastic surgery? Yes, that too.
But now Angie has come out saying that she’s never had any work done. Really? REALLY?! That’s just blatantly untrue. And what purpose does it serve to lie about your nose job, Angie? To make people even more infatuated with your unattainable beauty? Please. That’s borderline pathetic."
sticks and stones may break my bones but cake and chips excite me