Ugh, Americans! We’ll never cast Fifty Shades of Grey if we keep changing our mind about who we want to play Christian Grey. I thought we finally narrowed it down to Ian Somerhalder or Matt Bomer. But now, you’re throwing Shia LeBeouf into the mix just because he has real live sex in the Lars Von Trier movie Nympomaniac? Call me a prude and call me a horrible speller, but I never want to see Shia LaBeouf have sex on screen.Read more about this horrible new rumor here

Ugh, Americans! We’ll never cast Fifty Shades of Grey if we keep changing our mind about who we want to play Christian Grey. I thought we finally narrowed it down to Ian Somerhalder or Matt Bomer. But now, you’re throwing Shia LeBeouf into the mix just because he has real live sex in the Lars Von Trier movie Nympomaniac? Call me a prude and call me a horrible speller, but I never want to see Shia LaBeouf have sex on screen.

Read more about this horrible new rumor here