Guys. I just discovered the most amazing Youtube series and I can’t believe that it’s not blowing up with popularity. My new best friend Cara Papaya reads Fifty Shades of Grey aloud and pauses in between sentences to add in amazingly funny commentary. Oh and she does voices. VOICES! Where has she been all my life?
Ugh, Americans! We’ll never castFifty Shades of Grey if we keep changing our mind about who we want to play Christian Grey. I thought we finally narrowed it down to Ian Somerhalder or Matt Bomer. But now, you’re throwing Shia LeBeouf into the mix just because he has real live sex in the Lars Von Trier movie Nympomaniac? Call me a prude and call me a horrible speller, but I never want to see Shia LaBeouf have sex on screen.