So in any case, the Olympic committee bumped it up to 100,000 right off the bat in Beijing, and this year, we’ve reached record-setting condom-distributing levels: 150,000 rubbers – 15 per person. Is that enough for you animals??
Naturally, this bombshell discovery sent my little brain reeling in about 84 directions at once: Who would make the hottest babies? Are there orgies by team? Do athletes go into the games with a hit list? For God’s sake who do the ping pong players hook up with?
But when the dust settled, the most important question I was left pondering was: Which Olympians will get the most action? So…I did a little bit of investigation, and a lot of speculation.