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Jul. 28, 2012 at 11:48am with 5 notes

So in any case, the Olympic committee bumped it up to 100,000 right off the bat in Beijing, and this year, we’ve reached record-setting condom-distributing levels: 150,000 rubbers – 15 per person. Is that enough for you animals??
Naturally, this bombshell discovery sent my little brain reeling in about 84 directions at once: Who would make the hottest babies? Are there orgies by team? Do athletes go into the games with a hit list? For God’s sake who do the ping pong players hook up with?
But when the dust settled, the most important question I was left pondering was: Which Olympians will get the most action? So…I did a little bit of investigation, and a lot of speculation.
Read our thoughts on which olympians will be having the most sex right here.

So in any case, the Olympic committee bumped it up to 100,000 right off the bat in Beijing, and this year, we’ve reached record-setting condom-distributing levels: 150,000 rubbers – 15 per person. Is that enough for you animals??

Naturally, this bombshell discovery sent my little brain reeling in about 84 directions at once: Who would make the hottest babies? Are there orgies by team? Do athletes go into the games with a hit list? For God’s sake who do the ping pong players hook up with?

But when the dust settled, the most important question I was left pondering was: Which Olympians will get the most action? So…I did a little bit of investigation, and a lot of speculation.

Read our thoughts on which olympians will be having the most sex right here.